A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Time flies like a banana.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Hey Caleb.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Women's Rights

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

A man farted. Another man walked away.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

your momma's an antijoke

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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