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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

why did the man die? he got shot

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

why did the man die? he got shot

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Hi colton

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

I can't think of a joke!

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