- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

I can't think of a joke!

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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