- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Steering Wheel Face.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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