- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What did you say? I don't know.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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