- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

A horse walks into a bar...n

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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