What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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penisface

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Woman's Rights.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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you are gay

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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