- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

ollie is a fag so are you

nine...eleven

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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