A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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666 im christian

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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