A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Someone told me about this website.

Women"s Rights

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What's white and sticky? Glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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