Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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A man. That is all.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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21

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Woman's Rights.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Anti Joke

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