- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Indeed.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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A man. That is all.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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