A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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SPAMS!!!

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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i hate you.

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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women's lacrosse.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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