- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Someone told me about this website.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Knock knock Come in!

I don't get it

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

George W. Bush

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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