Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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whats gay ? you

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Jake Bowar

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Indeed.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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