Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Which one is hardest?

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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