What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

...and I'm a Mormon.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

The WNBA.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Women Voting

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