What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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The horse said "nay."

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your face.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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NEVER

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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