What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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8=D

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Icecream

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What flys? A fly

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Anti Joke

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