What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

KEVIN HART

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

A Muslim blows up a bar

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Your Mom

Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

Penis jokes.

A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Windows Vista

I came.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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