what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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The WNBA

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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SPAMS!!!

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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boobs

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Anti Joke

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