How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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A guy is playing cod

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http://www.ladsta.com

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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nine...eleven

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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A man walks into a bar.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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