- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

you just lost the game!

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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