- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

You're so straight!

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

hi

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Nah

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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