A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

hi

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

ps3

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Women's Basketball.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

womens rights

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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