What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Icecream

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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ollie is a fag so are you

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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