- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What is brown and sticky?

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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