A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Pavel Novak

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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