- Anti Joke

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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baby seal walks into a bar

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

co jo kurwa tocza?

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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