What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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YOLO

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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penisface

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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obama is a good president

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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i wish i was a tree !

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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