what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Pavel Novak

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

A mexican goes to an ATM.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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