- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What is brown and sticky?

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Do you know that car over there? No.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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