- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

the chicken whent boomand then died

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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