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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Avery has crabs.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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