there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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come along children

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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