- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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