N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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austins gay lolololol

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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