Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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i wish i was a tree !

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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