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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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