- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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