What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Nathan Gooderson.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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American Idol

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Anti jokes.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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