Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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obama is a good president

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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