- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

What did you say? I don't know.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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