- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

How much is an abortion? A life

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Busted? What the hell is going on?

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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