- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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