- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

I cant think of one (._. )

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Mitt Romney for president.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What do you call Obama? - the president

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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