Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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