Lebron Traveled

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Whats 0+0 0

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Rob Bell

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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