What's white and sticky? Glue

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Someone told me about this website.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

A seal walks into a club.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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