why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Grapefruit.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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