- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

My mom just died....

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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