- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Black people are clen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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