Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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69

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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You know George Washington? He died.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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A guy is playing cod

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