Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Wolf Pussy

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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minorities.

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I love Ciara!

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Anti Joke

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