How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Can I touch it?

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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My mom just died....

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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a black guy leaves prison

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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