- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Anal cheese curds.

Small titties.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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