Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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you will die someday

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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penis

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Anti Joke

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