what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Your mom goes to college

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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