Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

do you know what's so funny? yup

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Steve Jobs.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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