- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

A jew went to Germany.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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