Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Steve Jobs.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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