And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Knock, Knock. Come in.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

do you know what's so funny? yup

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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