- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Knock knock whos there punctuation

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Tim's gay.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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