A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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the your face joke

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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ur mother

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Women's rights.

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Kittens.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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