Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Unflushed Shit...

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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I cant think of one (._. )

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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