What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Religion

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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YOU IS DUM

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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GAY PEOPLE

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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