Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Patrick is gay

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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