What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Dozer has a soul

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Grapefruit.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Pavel Novak

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Anti Joke

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