Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Dan O'Driscoll

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French people

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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A jew went to Germany.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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