Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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