- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Women's Rights

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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