Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Anti Joke

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