Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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