- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Don't rape me!

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Tacos

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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