Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Haha

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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