WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Yeah, totally.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

AVI IS A FAG

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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