- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

i love antijokes

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

you just lost the game!

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

It says so on your cap.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Your mom goes to college

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