Women's Rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

You know George Washington? He died.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

OGC - tilt your head

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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