Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Dozer has a soul

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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