What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Wolf Pussy

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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