- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Women's rights

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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