Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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