Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Avery has crabs.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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My Girlfriend

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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women's rights

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Dozer has a soul

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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