Susie has Autism

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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