- Anti Joke

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Ancient Greeks rights

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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