- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Rebecca Black

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Knock Knock No one answers....

My mom.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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