- Anti Joke

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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planking.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

So dont touch it

NEVER

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.