your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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666

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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