dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Penis!

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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