How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Anne Frank.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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