A man. That is all.

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Whats9+10 19

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Fuck her

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Mitt Romney for president.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Tennesse

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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