- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

whats pale and white your ass.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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