What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Sex. That is all.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Knock knock *No one was home*

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Lebron Traveled

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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