Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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women's rights

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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potato farming

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Flab

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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