- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

the chicken whent boomand then died

The Holocaust

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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