How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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The WNBA

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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