Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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