Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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dog

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potato farming

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Flab

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Women's Rights

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Poop

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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