Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Your Mom

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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