- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

like my drawing of a white person?

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Whats9+10 19

A man. That is all.

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