whos gay? you are

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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I'm gay.

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This is not a good joke.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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A jew went to Germany.

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knock knock Come in.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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69

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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