- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

women leaving the kitchen

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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