Knock knock. Come in.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Asians

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Small titties.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

WTF BOOOOOM

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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