so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Microsoft Windows

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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World Peace

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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