- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Knock, knock. Come in!

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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