- Anti Joke

Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.