What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Womens' rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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