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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

I'm gay.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Will you marry me?

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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