knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Your Mom

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Hello I'm a fat kid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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