Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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A Banana wrote this...

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cot!

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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