yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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lol

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Tim's gay.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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