Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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