- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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