A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Hey Caleb.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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whats really hot the sun

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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