What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Don't think of granny porn

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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