- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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