We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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