- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris died.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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